RESULTS: July 11th,2009 “Carnage in Centereach IV”

Results

Zombie w/ Tough Tommy d. E.J. Risk
This was an unscheduled match that came out due to E.J. Risk once again running his mouth a little too much. Risk came down to the ring to brag about how great he was. While speaking, Risk’s former manager, Tough Tommy, made his return to VPW. Tommy and Risk immediately started brawling. From out of nowhere, the Zombie came out form the crowd and we had a match.

Johnny ‘Muscles’ Marinara d. Jay Delta w/ Xander Page & “Jumbo” Joe Gunns w/ Mikey Old School
This was a triple threat match with one fall to a finish. While Delta was outside the ring, Muscles managed to roll up Joe Gunns.

VPW New York State Championship
VSK d. Sabotage via disqualification
This was for the New York Championship, but unfortunately for VSK, the title can not change hands on a disqualification. Out of frustration, Sabotage hit VSK with the belt in front of the referee and got himself disqualified.

The Jerry Fitzwater Show
Fitzwater said it was “Ladies Night” and brought out Dani DT. Fitzwater was discussing Dani’s progress in the ring and wanted her to demonstrate some moves on him. Just as they were about to, a returning James Sullivan, now known as Razzle Dazzle, came out and interrupted them.

The last anyone heard about James Sullivan was that he may have been institutionalized. Razzle Dazzle was annoying Fitzwater, Dani and the fans. To the delight of everyone, Dani DT hit Dazzle with a clothesline and DDT.

‘The Miracle’ Javi-Air d. Xander Page w/ Jay Delta
Page went for his chokeslam, but Javi-Air was able to reverse it for the win.

Gentlemen’s Club in-ring segment
‘The Perfect Gentleman’ Jason Static, ‘Masculine Marvel’ Sabotage, ‘The Answer’ Pete Simmons and ‘Ultra Tough’ Doug So Delicious came out to the ring. Static declared that Best Bodies, Inc. was now moving up in the world and they were now known as The Gentlemen’s Club.

Static reminded everyone of the stipulation for later where if Joe So Delicious wins, he gets a title shot tonight, but if Pete Simmons wins, Delicious is done with getting title shots. Since Mack Daddy Flexx was not at the venue to also participate in this match as scheduled, he will be entitled to a rematch at a later date.

‘Ultra Sexy’ Joe So Delicious d. ‘The Answer’ Pete Simmons
Delicious pinned Simmons, allowing him to compete against Jason Static later in the night.

‘Smooth Operator’ Mike Gallagher d. Richie Tyler
Before the match, Gallagher addressed the fans and told them how under appreciated he felt and how they didn’t know true talent like himself. This was most uncharacteristic for the usually friendly Gallagher. In another uncharacteristic move, Gallagher hit Tyler with a small metal object, giving him an easy pin fall.

‘Juicy’ Justin Corino d. The Voice
The cocky Corino pinned the mysterious masked man.

VPW Tag Team Championship
The Funky Fresh Boyz d. Los Nuevos Conquistadores (Trueno Bestia & Fuerza de los Rayos) via disqualification

The Mexican duo turned out to really be Eclipse in disguise. VPW Officials were duped. Once Eclipse was unmasked, the referee immediately disqualified them. The losing team in May’s tag team championship match was forbidden to receive any rematches for the foreseeable future. Despite the devious tactics of Eclipse, The Funky Fresh Boyz are still the VPW Tag Team Champions.

VPW Championship
‘The Perfect Gentleman’ Jason Static w/ ‘Ultra Tough’ Doug So Delicious d. ‘Ultra Sexy’ Joe So Delicious
During the match, Static planted something in Delicious’ boot. After Delicious seemingly won the match and the VPW Championship, Static had the referee check Delicious’ boot and found a weapon. This caused the referee to reverse his decision and disqualify Joe So Delicious. Delicious attacked the referee after the match. Jason Static retains his championship again.